Tea Towel: Dasher. Dancer. Prancer. Vixen. Merlot. Vodka. Tequila. Blitzen
Tea Towel: I'm only as strong as the girlfriends I have and the cocktails I drink
Tea Towel:I named my dog Five miles, so that I could tell everyone I walked five miles today!
Tea Towel: The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap-Stay Safe. Eat Cake"
Tea Towel: I BURNED 2000 CALORIES…I LEFT THE BROWNIES IN THE OVEN WHILE I NAPPED!