Tea Towel: The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap-Stay Safe. Eat Cake"
Tea Towel: I BURNED 2000 CALORIES…I LEFT THE BROWNIES IN THE OVEN WHILE I NAPPED!
Tea Towel - "When I Get A Headache, I Take Two Aspirin And Keep Away From The Children... Just Like The Bottle Says"
Tea Towel: I'm only as strong as the girlfriends I have and the cocktails I drink