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Tea Towel: I BURNED 2000 CALORIES…I LEFT THE BROWNIES IN THE OVEN WHILE I NAPPED!
Tea Towel: I can't eat another bite. Oh Look, There's Pie!
Tea Towel: I Have Hunger Management Issues
Tea Towel: I Just Want To Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
Tea Towel: I just want to be a stay at home CAT MOM
Tea Towel: I just want to be a stay at home cat mom & cookie cutter set
Tea Towel: I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up or is there a number to call?
Tea Towel: I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that bitch can stay until she apologizes
Tea Towel: I'll get over it. I just have to be DRAMATIC first
Tea Towel: I'm Full of holiday spirit, It's called Vodka
Tea Towel: I'm Having Fruit Salad For Dinner. Well, It's Mainly Grapes. Ok All Grapes. Fermented Grapes. I'm Having Wine for Dinner.
Tea Towel: I'm on my "Cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
TEA TOWEL: I'M ONLY TALKING TO MY DOG TODAY!
Tea towel: If by “crunches” you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then YES, I do crunches
Tea Towel: If Target had a bar,my life would be perfect.
Tea Towel: It's beginning to look a lot like Cocktails
