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Tea Towel: Boy Mom Surrounded by Balls
Tea Towel: Cat hair both a condiment and a fashion accessory
Tea Towel: Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.
Tea Towel: Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen
Tea Towel: Dasher. Dancer. Prancer. Vixen. Merlot. Vodka. Tequila. Blitzen
Tea Towel: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
Tea Towel: Don't Worry Dishes, Know One's Doing me Either
Tea Towel: Drink Margaritas Like Every Day Is Monday
Tea Towel: Great job Mom! I turned out Awesome!
Tea Towel: I BURNED 2000 CALORIES…I LEFT THE BROWNIES IN THE OVEN WHILE I NAPPED!
Tea Towel: I can't eat another bite. Oh Look, There's Pie!
Tea Towel: I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up or is there a number to call?
Tea Towel: I love that we don't have to say out loud, that I'm your favorite child
Tea Towel: I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that bitch can stay until she apologizes
Tea Towel: I'll get over it. I just have to be DRAMATIC first
Tea Towel: I'm Full of holiday spirit, It's called Vodka
Tea Towel: I'm Having Fruit Salad For Dinner. Well, It's Mainly Grapes. Ok All Grapes. Fermented Grapes. I'm Having Wine for Dinner.
Tea Towel: I'm on my "Cutting my own bangs" glass of wine.
Tea Towel: I'm only as strong as the girlfriends I have and the cocktails I drink
Tea Towel: I'M ONLY TALKING TO MY DOG TODAY HEY
Tea towel: If by “crunches” you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then YES, I do crunches
Tea Towel: If Target had a bar,my life would be perfect.
Tea Towel: KITCHEN SEX… Because That's Probably My Only Chance To Have Sex On An Island!"
Tea Towel: Laughter Best Medicine
